Recently, we welcomed some of our friends, fans, and family to celebrate our launch and drop a little knowledge on some of the local blogging community.
We're big on hospitality.
We're also big on slightly smarmy puns.
Heck, we're big in general.
So everyone who attended our warehouse warming got leied.
Whether they wanted to or not.
Of course, cheap leis are known for leaving behind residue on your clothing, and you know how that kind of stuff shows on black.
Thus, please forgive any unkempt appearances in the following photos.
They were just sloppily leied.
It's mostly Paunch's fault. There was food.
Meet the Big Boy Bamboo Male Models
There were male models.
And there was some good, solid education, which a few people probably cared about.