2. Unbeatable champs at backyard sports.
Maybe we're not the guys you want on your track and field marathon team, but as soon as someone declares a game of tug-o-war, it's time to bring out the fat dudes.
Have you ever seen a skinny lineman?
We've got the undeniable advantage in sumo wrestling with no fat suit needed, log throwing, weight lifting, and competitive eating.
When you need someone to literally throw their weight around, we're your guys.
Plus, we lift weight every day of our lives, and we build muscle way easier than our svelte counterparts.
It's just science.